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Sunday, April 29, 2007

Mr Bagel's Funnies No#1

A Savage Attack


A young man was walking the streets of Paris. Suddenly he saw a rottweiler attacking a young girl. He jumped on the dog, struggled with him and strangled it. Both he and the girl escaped with minor scratches.


Immediately excited journalists surrounded him and said:
What is your name? All Paris will hear of you, and the headlines
will be: "A Parisian hero saved a little girl from a savage dog".

Said the man: I am not Parisian.

The journalists: O.K, so all France will hear of you and the
headlines will be :"A French hero saved a little girl from a savage dog".

The man: But I am not French.

Journalists: OK, so all Europe will hear of you and the headlines
will read: "A European hero saved a little girl from a savage dog".

The man: But I am not from Europe.
Journalists: So where are you from?

The man: I am from Israel.

Journalists: OK, so all the world will hear of you and the headline
in all of tomorrow's papers will read: "Israeli killed a little girl's dog."



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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Home of Mr Bagel Funny

Hi You've found the Home of
Mr Bagel Funny.


If you're looking for Mr Bagel or Bagelblogger go here: Mr Bagel

But as you're already here, why don't you check out a few of the Jokes that have been collected.

Regards Mr Bagel

If you have a good Jewish Joke, please do submit it by email. You can email Mr Bagel via the link below .

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