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Mezuzah Mess-up
A wealthy, English, Jewish guy buys a fabulous home with over 50 rooms. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place.
When the job is finished the Jewish guy is delighted but realizes that he's forgotten something -- to put mezzuzot on the doors.
He goes out and buys 50 mezzuzot and asks the decorator to place them on the right hand side of each door apart from bathrooms and kitchens. He's really worried that the decorator will chip the paintwork or won't put them up correctly, however, when he comes back a few hours later the job has been carried out to his entire satisfaction.
He's so pleased that he gives the decorator a bonus. As the decorator is walking out of the door he says to the Jewish guy: "Glad you're happy with the job mate. By the way, I took out all the guarantees that were in the little boxes and left them on the table for you "
He goes out and buys 50 mezzuzot and asks the decorator to place them on the right hand side of each door apart from bathrooms and kitchens. He's really worried that the decorator will chip the paintwork or won't put them up correctly, however, when he comes back a few hours later the job has been carried out to his entire satisfaction.
He's so pleased that he gives the decorator a bonus. As the decorator is walking out of the door he says to the Jewish guy: "Glad you're happy with the job mate. By the way, I took out all the guarantees that were in the little boxes and left them on the table for you "
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3 Comments:
Why not on the kitchen doors?
I wonder that Avromi, as a person not overly knowledgable with halacha issues I couldn't understand it. Am I right that it would be permissible actually required to have them on the kitchen entrance?
Shalom Aaron
Hi Yeah a mezuzah needs to be placed on all living spaces excluding bathrooms and closets (well because we don't live in them) Cheers
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